Standard Procedure
Describe the injustice in your own words. No grievance is too small. Most are.
Our panel of imaginary adjudicators delivers a verdict with unwarranted gravity.
Frame it, wear it, sip from it. Give someone their ruling in permanent form.
Public Record
Filed against: Spouse
"He loads the dishwasher "his way," which is to say, incorrectly and with confidence."
Official Ruling
The Department finds the defendant guilty of Creative Stacking in the First Degree. Bowls shall face downward. Appeals will be ignored.
Filed against: Pet (Dog)
"Barks at the doorbell on TV, then looks at me like I rang it."
Official Ruling
Defendant is ordered to cease prosecuting fictional visitors. Treat bribery is recognised as a mitigating factor.
Filed against: Coworker
"Reheats fish in the shared microwave. Every. Single. Tuesday."
Official Ruling
Offense classified as an Aromatic Act of War. Defendant is sentenced to one (1) lukewarm sandwich, cold.
Official Merchandise
Heavy cream stock, gold seal
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Holds 11 oz of resentment
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Museum-grade, deeply unnecessary
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Standard-issue indignation
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Complaint of the Week
Filed by Almira T. · Case 0412-W
"Someone at the cinema ate crisps during the saddest scene. Loudly. In the key of despair."
Official Department Response
The Department has reviewed the acoustic evidence and finds the crisp-eater guilty of Crunching During a Moment of Dignity. A formal frown has been issued in your honor. You may now cry in peace, retroactively.