The Department of Ridiculous Complaints

Certificates

Personalized Complaint Certificate

Your grievance, officially ruled upon, printed on heavyweight cream stock with a gold-foil seal.

$24.00 example price

Certificates

Framed Ruling of Distinction

The same ruling, now framed so everyone who visits your home knows you were right.

$59.00 example price

Mugs

"Unnecessary Complaint Department" Mug

"World's Most Unnecessary Complaint Department." Holds 11 oz of grievance-grade coffee.

$18.00 example price

Mugs

"Meeting Officially Reported" Mug

"This Meeting Has Been Officially Reported." Perfect for emails that could have been silence.

$18.00 example price

Apparel

Senior Grievance Officer T-Shirt

Navy tee with a fictional department seal and an absurdly important job title on the back.

$28.00 example price

Apparel

Official DRC Seal Sweatshirt

Cozy crewneck bearing the full department seal. Warmth not evaluated by any committee.

$48.00 example price

Office Supplies

Warning-Labeled Complaint Notebook

Lined pages for logging grievances, with absurd government warnings on every cover.

$14.00 example price

Office Supplies

Rulings & Stickers Desk Pack

A poster, stamp-style stickers, and a desk plaque ruling that your snack is, in fact, yours.

$16.00 example price

All products and prices shown are previews only. Nothing is available for purchase yet.

Turn Your Complaint Into a Legendary Gift

File your grievance, receive a personalized official ruling, and one day soon order a printed version — on a certificate, a mug, or a very official sweatshirt. Printed ordering is not available yet, but your ruling is ready whenever the Department is.

01 File your complaint

02 Receive your personalized ruling

03 Preview it as official merchandise (printing coming later)

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